When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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