we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
is it fun? or sober?
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