She is in my trunk
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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