I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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