do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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