Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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