i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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