Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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