Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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