hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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