she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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