if i can run in heels then i can drive
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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