Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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