I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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