I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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