some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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