She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
