butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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