Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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