NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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