WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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