from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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