It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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