Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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