I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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