I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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