is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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