If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
