butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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