He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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