Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
dude. I can hear the air.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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