There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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