I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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