Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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