oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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