Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Randomize