the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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