Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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