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(509): View more from Washington

She's JV to your varsity

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.

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(734): View more from Michigan

you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard

(1-417): View more from Missouri

Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?

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(330): View more from Ohio

If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.

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(804): View more from Virginia

woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.

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(254): View more from Texas

I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!

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