She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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