THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
