She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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