Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize