He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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