everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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