Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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