I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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