ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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