i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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