Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
