How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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