peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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