it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize