i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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