Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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