I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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