I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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