I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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