He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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