She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
you never un-have a 4some
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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