At least make sure they are 18
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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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