Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Randomize
